Seagulls are such thugs,
barging in like a white crowd
of neanderthal football hooligans.
Sabotaging the ducks hopes
and terrorizing little terns
in the pursuit of bread crusts.
Landing on the executive class
Mercedes roofs, scratching paintwork
and leaving telltale calling cards.
Maybe we should shoot them
cull the arrogant abusive pests?
Or… start with gambling bankers instead?